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**Rosey** on Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:58 pm

Oh CLANS! that is sooo funny...lovely pages too x
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**Wotsy** on Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:13 pm

clansman wrote:Hurricane Bawbag Appeal
Please give generously!

Hurricane 'Bawbag' hit Glasgow this afternoon.

... ... ... ... 'Bawbag' decimated the Maryhill area causing approximately £45.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and Seville were damaged beyond repair. Three historically important areas of burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were confined to their homes and couldn't collect their Giros. Good news is Police expect incidences of looting, muggings and car crime to take a downturn during this period.

Forty-two asylum seekers were rescued from an apartment in Elmbank
Street , rescuers are going to search the second bedroom later today.

One resident, Bernadette O'Reilly, a 15 year old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright so's it did. My little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into ma bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Natasha-Jordan-Jade slept through it all. Ah wiz still pure shaking when I was watching Jeremy Kyle, so ah wiz". Neighbour Joseph 'young young' McGurn said "The noise wiz tremendous. At first ah thoat it wiz the young team coming oot of The Bugle Bar, but it wiz even worser.

Rescue workers are still searching the rubble and have found quantities of personal belongings including Benefit books stock piles of Irn Bru.

An eyewitness said... 'BAWBAG MAY TAKE OUR GARDEN FURNITURE AND FENCES, BUT IT WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (LOL!)

hahaha